I laugh at gravity all the time. Haha! Gravity.

the word ‘happiness’ is too far away; I can’t reach it

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:49:14 -0400

the word ‘happiness’ is too far away; I can’t reach it

ealsopart: AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:53:17 -0400

ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

"I am not the first person you loved. You are not the first person I looked at with a mouthful of..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:12:51 -0400

“

I am not the first person you loved.
You are not the first person I looked at
with a mouthful of forevers. We
have both known loss like the sharp edges
of a knife. We have both lived with lips
more scar tissue than skin. Our love came
unannounced in the middle of the night.
Our love came when we’d given up
on asking love to come. I think
that has to be part
of its miracle.

This is how we heal.
I will kiss you like forgiveness. You
will hold me like I’m hope. Our arms
will bandage and we will press promises
between us like flowers in a book.
I will write sonnets to the salt of sweat
on your skin. I will write novels to the scar
of your nose. I will write a dictionary
of all the words I have used trying
to describe the way it feels to have finally,
finally found you.

And I will not be afraid
of your scars.

I know sometimes
it’s still hard to let me see you
in all your cracked perfection,
but please know:
whether it’s the days you burn
more brilliant than the sun
or the nights you collapse into my lap
your body broken into a thousand questions,
you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
I will love you when you are a still day.
I will love you when you are a hurricane.

”

- Clementine von Radics, Mouthful of Forevers (via pax-caelestis)

craftyjai: ride-the-vibes: This is JASON FYLES and he goes to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:26:50 -0400

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you.
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG!

Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it

He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass

He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together

Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

nakedbeast: faineemae: oppressedbrowngirlsdoingthings: Spotted...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:25:14 -0400

nakedbeast:

faineemae:

oppressedbrowngirlsdoingthings:

Spotted: An extremely oppressed brown woman skating her way to Oppressedville.

Let me tell you about this oppressed girl though, she started her own international Hijab company online called Vela Scarves.

Marwa Atik was born and raised in the California to Syrian parents. Her passion for the veil (hijab), combined with her eye for fashion and design expertise, is apparent in her exclusive creations. Vela was born in 2009, when Marwa simply began incorporating her favorite accents, such as ruffles and zippers, into otherwise bland veils and advertising via word of mouth. Marwa also extended her creativity to designing actual techniques of how to wear the veils, based on their respective designs and style.

In 2010, Marwa and her sister, Tasneem Atik Sabri, partnered to officially launch their company and website to bring beautiful, elegant, and affordable veils to women globally.

Badass.

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:51:56 -0400

daftpostpunk:

post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day

you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it

no more selfies allowed

blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted

heroin will be legalized

george bush will become president again

stock market will crash

korea will blow the US up

world war 3

avatarsnowy: Last known surroundings: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:14:54 -0400

avatarsnowy:

Last known surroundings: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de…

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

starkiddaltonite: metropoliskingdom: rosenkavaliers: of-cannibals-and-kings: youcantcancelquiddit...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:05:43 -0400

starkiddaltonite:

metropoliskingdom:

rosenkavaliers:

of-cannibals-and-kings:

youcantcancelquidditch:

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one

one of my actual favorite history stories

#I kind of want an opera about it

Kind of? I swear to god if someone makes a musical or opera about this I will pay good money to see it.

Actually it was even more convoluted than that. There were anywhere from 15 to 30 assassins along the route. The Archduke and his wife detoured to visit the hospital where the people injured by the hand grenade got taken. Coming out and going along, they ended up taking a wrong turn. They passed by a food shop where one of the plotters decided to get food after finding out everyone had failed. He took the opportunity and finished the assassination.

"It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:59:48 -0400

“

It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or work ethic as it is often regarded to be. It’s a neurotic self-defense behavior that develops to protect a person’s sense of self-worth.

You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything.

But in real life, you can’t avoid doing things. We have to earn a living, do our taxes, have difficult conversations sometimes. Human life requires confronting uncertainty and risk, so pressure mounts. Procrastination gives a person a temporary hit of relief from this pressure of “having to do” things, which is a self-rewarding behavior. So it continues and becomes the normal way to respond to these pressures.

Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them. Their older siblings may have been high achievers, leaving big shoes to fill, or their parents may have had neurotic and inhuman expectations of their own, or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.

”

- David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via pawneeparksdepartment)

lecterer: you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:52:14 -0400

lecterer:

you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction

"Water drowns your panic like a Sunday blessing. It’s spring. The sky above you darkens with..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:07:49 -0400

“

Water drowns your panic like a Sunday blessing.
It’s spring. The sky above you darkens with rain.

You think passion is your only gift, but a sadness
older than the sea keeps time in your blood.

Once you saw two skeletons locked in a kiss.
Time has forgotten them. Time forgets

everything except the swan’s neck reflected
in the dark fountain and the way it cried out

its silver anthem of loneliness. Do not drink
from here. The water looks cold and clean

but clarity like that only leads to madness.
Remember when you came here with the one

who held your body even as it changed
beneath his hands and waited for you to

renounce the world? You will never renounce it.

”

- Fountain by Traci Brimhall, Brynn Satio (via minevras)

beautyofannihilation-: STOPImagine your OTP grinding against each other.You may continue.

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:45:35 -0400

beautyofannihilation-:

STOP

Imagine your OTP grinding against each other.

You may continue.

I’m catching up to Ao no Ex and These ships Kill Me

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:23:58 -0400

I’m catching up to Ao no Ex and

These ships

Kill

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:37:36 -0400

andrewhussiesbosom: ohhooo I just cant WAIT to

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:27:43 -0400

andrewhussiesbosom:

ohhooo I just cant WAIT to

rizafujizare: santamarinella: :’( grazie non solo non c’è...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:43:38 -0400

rizafujizare:

santamarinella:

:’(

grazie

non solo non c’è abbastanza cioccolata nel saccottino, ma mi è venuta anche fame, che tristezza

irrational wish to set fire to math. all of math

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:42:47 -0400

*irrational wish to set fire to math. all of math*

dersprout answered your question: Ahahah I need to catch up on my Math reviews which… ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:04:39 -0400

dersprout answered your question: Ahahah I need to catch up on my Math reviews which…

And here I thought I was the only one in the review-math-after-already-taking-the-damn-exam boat. Huh. (13 envelopes? Only one I’ve heard of)

I have exactly zero want to do this

and my mind’s checked out of math since the exam so

ugh

Ahahah I need to catch up on my Math reviews which are useless now because I already took the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:40:12 -0400

Ahahah I need to catch up on my Math reviews which are useless now because I already took the fucking Math exam.

Do not want.

In the meantime I have five books lined up on my bed, I have finished The Wise Man’s Fear (*sobs loudly*) and I cannot decide which to start first, so help me followers? Here’s the titles:

The House of the Scorpion
The False Prince
Code Name Verity
A Great and Terrible Beauty
13 Little Blue Envelopes

So which one?

ticktocksheep: queersuperteens: muffarino: Friendly reminder...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:35:21 -0400

ticktocksheep:

queersuperteens:

muffarino:

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

A+ acting, would cackle again.

I love how he looks genuinely impressed in the last gif.